Why is it so long since the last post?
There is no internet in Green Hills County. My nephew, Mr Herbert Westby, took the paper to Magna City and placed his favourite stories online. Sadly Herbert fell in with a bad crowd, he began drinking, smoking and fornicating - he took his eye off the ball. We are in the process of sending a new Hornstownian to Magna City so hopefully soon you favourite paper will be back.
How can I contribute?
Write a story and send it to the email address. It is that easy.
Is it possible to buy one of Max Merry's stuffed beavers?
Mr Merry is always happy to sell his beavers. You need to contact him direct - I am not a beaver salesman.
